I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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