Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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