At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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