yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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