Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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