A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Randomize