You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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