Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
