YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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