So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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