he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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