Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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