So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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