I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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