I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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