well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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