Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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