tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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