The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The uberlube is also flammable
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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