i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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