I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Slut skills are useful in every country.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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