On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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