how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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