I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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