i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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