opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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