Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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