Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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