Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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