so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
