She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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