you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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