I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
