yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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