Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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