the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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