im drinking this country out of the recession.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
