So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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