i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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