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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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