we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Of course I have a pirate flag
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
