make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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