who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Randomize
