I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
