Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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