i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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