My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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