Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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