i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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