It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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