Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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