yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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