Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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