She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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