I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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