That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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